The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 7

Lisa's Date with Density

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 15, 1996 on FOX

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    • Homer: Eh, morning, Apu.
      Apu: Good morning. One doughnut with sprinkles and (gasps) wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir.
      Homer: What do you mean?
      Apu: You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
      Homer: Well, it was like that when I got here. It really was!
      Apu: A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here.
      Homer: Oh... (walks out)
      Apu: Thank you, come again.

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