The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 7

Lisa's Date with Density

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 15, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and-- Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!
      Lisa: It's okay. I invited him over. Nelson's my new... friend.
      Bart: Are you nuts? I'll probably never say this to you again, but you can do better!
      Lisa: Please don't ruin this for me, Bart. I think he's starting to like me.
      Bart: Milhouse likes you.
      Lisa: Oh please! Milhouse likes Vaseline on toast!
      Bart: Hmm.