The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 19

Lisa's Substitute

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 25, 1991 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
      Bart: …and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
      All: EWW!!
      Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
      All: EWWWWW!!
      Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
      Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
      Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
      (The whole classroom screams)