The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 19

Lisa's Substitute

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 25, 1991 on FOX

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    • Homer: Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on... [thinks to himself] Sleeping? Eating a big sandwich? Watching TV? Spending time with the boy! (speaks up) Spending time with the boy! The boy needs attention, Marge.
      Marge: Homer, I've been talking to Lisa, and I'm concerned about your relationship with her.
      Bart: Me too, Mom. I think you're drifting apart.
      Homer: Shut up, boy.
      Marge: Homer, please.
      Homer: Marge, you don't understand. I can't do it because... [thinking to himself] You're trapped. If you were smarter, you might think of something. But you're not, so you just might as well... (speaks up) All right, all right, I'll take her.

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