The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 19

Lisa's Substitute

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 25, 1991 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: What do you mean by "suggested donation"?
      Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir.
      Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay... zero?
      Clerk: That is up to you.
      Homer: Ooh, so it's up to me, is it?
      Clerk: Yes.
      Homer: I see. And you think that people are going to pay you $4.50 even though they don't have to? Just out of the goodness of their... (laughs) Well, anything you say! Good luck, lady, you're gonna need it!