Show Title: A blimp with Mr. Burns pictured flying overhead.
Billboard Gag: Springfield DMV. Wait time 38 (changing to 39) hours. (With Patty and Selma pictured)
Blackboard Gag: I did not see teacher applying for welfare.
Couch Gag: The family runs to the couch as usual, but comes across a dead body in the living room. They hear a police siren and the family drives off still seated on the couch, and are pursued then arrested by the police. Still on the couch, they're picked out in the lineup between the Flanders and Hibberts. After a stint in jail, they're then hooked up to electrodes connected to the couch and a guard throws the switch to execute them. At that point, the image of being shocked freezes as a display on a Lite Brite.