The Simpsons

Season 7 Episode 23

Much Apu About Nothing

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 05, 1996 on FOX

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    • Homer: Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
      Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
      Homer: Thank you, sweetie.
      Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
      Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
      Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
      Homer: I see.
      Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
      Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

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