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The Simpsons

Season 9 Episode 25

Natural Born Kissers

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 17, 1998 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector)
      Lisa: What are we looking for, anyway?
      Bart: Pirate booty! What else?
      (Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island)
      Captain: Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure!
      Sissy Pirate: Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like.
      (The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand)
      Captain: Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'!
      (A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously)
      (Back to reality)
      Bart: So you see, there's treasure everywhere!