Marge: I read in the "Daily Fourth Gradian" that you need someone to paint a mural.
Skinner: Yes, school spirit is down 3.4 percent.
Marge: Well, Jack here will do great work for you.
Skinner: Oh, any references?
Jack: Well, to be honest with you, I spent the last six years in Waterville State--
Marge: It's a small liberal arts college. Very law-abiding. No convicts at all.
Skinner: Well, the only other one to apply was Moe Szyslak and his stuff scares the hell out of me. (shows them a drawing Moe did) Ugh! How can anyone consider that making love?