The Simpsons

Season 12 Episode 10

Pokey Mom

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 14, 2001 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Wiggum: My wife and I like watching that Oz show on HBO. Uh, is … is prison really like that?
      Jack: Wouldn't know. We only get basic cable.
      Wiggum: Ouch. I also like that Sex in the City. None of those girls looks like my wife. (laughs)
      Jack: Sports Center's not bad.
      Wiggum: Yeah, I never got that show.
      Jack: What's to get? They just tell the scores.
      Wiggum: Yeah, I suppose, yeah. Hey, ya meet any Mob guys? Are they really like the Sopranos?
      Jack: I told you, we just get basic cable.
      Wiggum: Oh right, right, right. Listen, if I'm getting too chatty, just, uh, just tell me to shut up.
      Jack: Ah, I'm enjoying it. Hey, you ever watch them strongman contests? They're pretty good. Those guys look strong. Other guys in prison say they're gay, but I don't know; they look strong to me.