Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
Mrs. Krabappel: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Hah!
Bart: Look if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
Mrs. Krabappel: Read page six of the school charter.
Bart: (reading) "No teacher will be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies."
Mrs. Krabappel: Were also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
Milhouse: (inside the snake) Hey, cool! There's a rabbit in here.