All jockeys (chanting): Freaks, freaks, freaks!
All jockeys: We are the jockeys, jockeys are we. We live underground in a fiberglass tree.
Jockey 1: Hah!
Jockey 2: Ooo!
Jockey 3: Haha!
Jockey 3: 'tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme,
Jockey 4: on toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Jockey 5: But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Jockey 6: Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer (spoken): What do you want me to do?
Jockey 7: Your horse must lose.
Homer (spoken): My horse must lose?
Jockey 7: No win!
Jockey 8: No show!
Jockey 3: No place!
Jockey 4: Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer (spoken): And what if I refuse to lose?
Jockey 7: We'll eat your brain.
Homer (singing): My horse must lose!