The Simpsons

Season 11 Episode 13

Saddlesore Galactica

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 06, 2000 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • All jockeys (chanting): Freaks, freaks, freaks!
      All jockeys: We are the jockeys, jockeys are we. We live underground in a fiberglass tree.
      Jockey 1: Hah!
      Jockey 2: Ooo!
      Jockey 3: Haha!
      Jockey 3: 'tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme,
      Jockey 4: on toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
      Jockey 5: But all is not well in Jockey Town.
      Jockey 6: Your renegade horse is making us frown.
      Homer (spoken): What do you want me to do?
      Jockey 7: Your horse must lose.
      Homer (spoken): My horse must lose?
      Jockey 7: No win!
      Jockey 8: No show!
      Jockey 3: No place!
      Jockey 4: Just lose the stinkin' race.
      Homer (spoken): And what if I refuse to lose?
      Jockey 7: We'll eat your brain.
      Homer (singing): My horse must lose!