The Simpsons

Season 7 Episode 14

Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 04, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Mr. Burns: Who is that lavatory links man, Smithers?
      Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.
      Mr. Burns: Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?
      Smithers: His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.
      Mr. Burns: Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his (imitating Nixon) "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!" (Smithers laughs) I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
      Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.
      Mr. Burns: Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.