The Simpsons

Season 13 Episode 6

She of Little Faith

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 16, 2001 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Marge: (whispering) Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
      Family: (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- (stop as Lisa enters)
      Marge: ...oh. Hello, Lisa.
      Lisa: I just came down for a glass of water.
      Marge: Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
      Lisa: Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- (gasps when she sees the "present") Is that a pony!?
      (Homer and Bart stand beside it)
      Homer: I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. (holds out some sugar cubes to the pony)
      Marge: Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
      (She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.)
      Lisa: (touched) Aww!
      (Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane)
      Reverend Lovejoy: Lick it! Lick it!
      Lisa: (noticing him) NO! (runs out of the house)

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