The Simpsons

Season 7 Episode 9

Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 26, 1995 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Sideshow Bob: Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert you from all the big noises and shiny things. But something's been troubling me lately: television! Wouldn't our lives be so much richer if television were done away with? Moe:What?! Hibbert: Surely, he's not talking about VH1? Sideshow Bob: Why, we could revive the lost arts of conversion... and scrimshaw. Thus I submit to you, we abolish television...permanently! Homer:Go back to Massachusetts, Pinko! Sideshow Bob: Oh and one more thing.. I've stolen a nuclear weapon. If you do not rid this city of television within two hours.. I will detonate it! Farewell! (Everyone screams) Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out!