The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 13

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 07, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • A Boozehound Named Barney

      Shary: In front of a tavern,
      Flat on his face,
      A boozehound named Barney
      Is pleading his case.

      Barney: Buy me a beer,
      Two bucks a glass.
      Come on, help me,
      I'm freezing my ass.

      Buy me brandy,
      A snifter of wine.
      Who am I kidding?
      I'll drink turpentine.

      Moe: Move it, ya drunk,
      Or I'll blast your rear end.
      Barney: I found two bucks!
      Moe: Then come in, my friend!

      Shary: And so, let us leave
      On this heartwarming scene.
      Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
      Homer: Not till you're fifteen.