The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 13

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 07, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • The song Lisa starts singing to Marge The Nanny We Want

      Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,
      please be sweet and never bitter!
      Help us with math and book reports.
      Bart: Might I add EAT MY SHORTS!

      Lisa: Bart!
      Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.

      Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her,
      Bart: Let me get away with moider!
      Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks,
      Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!

      Marge: Homer!
      Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage,
      Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage.
      Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim,

      Grampa: I'll do it!
      Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.