The Simpsons

Season 8 Episode 13

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 07, 1997 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Shary Bobbins sings to Bart and Lisa about cleaning rooms: If You Cut Every Corner

      Shary: If there's a task that must be done,
      Don't turn your tail and run,
      Don't pout, don't sob,
      Just do a half-assed job!

      If... you... cut every corner
      It is really not so bad,
      Everybody does it,
      Even mom and dad.
      If nobody sees it,
      Then nobody gets mad,
      Bart: It's the American way!

      Shary: The policeman on the beat
      Needs some time to rest his feet.
      Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
      Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
      Can charge a little more
      For meat!
      Apu: For meat!
      Shary: And milk!
      Apu: And milk!
      Shary & Apu: From 1984!

      Shary: If... you... cut every corner,
      You'll have more time for play,
      Shary & the family: It's the American waaaaay!