Shary Bobbins sings to Bart and Lisa about cleaning rooms: If You Cut Every Corner
Shary: If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half-assed job!
If... you... cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,
Bart: It's the American way!
Shary: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.
Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
Apu: For meat!
Shary: And milk!
Apu: And milk!
Shary & Apu: From 1984!
Shary: If... you... cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play,
Shary & the family: It's the American waaaaay!