The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 1

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 17, 1989 on FOX

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    • Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
      As performed by the family, along with Grampa, Patty and Selma.

      All: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
      Had a very shiny nose,
      And if you ever saw it,
      You would even say it glows.
      Bart: Like a light bulb!
      Homer: Bart!

      All: All of the other reindeer,
      Used to laugh and call him names.
      Lisa: Like Schnozzola!
      Homer: Lisa!

      All: They never let poor Rudolph,
      Join in any reindeer games.
      Bart: Like strip poker!
      Homer: I'm warning you two!

      All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
      Santa came to say,
      Marge: Take it Homer!
      Homer: Err...Rudolph, get your nose over here, so
      you can drive my sleigh...today.
      Grampa: Oh, Homer.

      All: Then all of the reindeer loved him,
      And they shouted out with glee:
      Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
      You'll go down in history!
      Bart: Like Attila the H--(Homer starts choking him.)--ugh, urk!
      Homer: You little--grrrr!

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