Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
As performed by the family, along with Grampa, Patty and Selma.
All: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
Bart: Like a light bulb!
All: All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names.
Lisa: Like Schnozzola!
All: They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any reindeer games.
Bart: Like strip poker!
Homer: I'm warning you two!
All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Marge: Take it Homer!
Homer: Err...Rudolph, get your nose over here, so
you can drive my sleigh...today.
Grampa: Oh, Homer.
All: Then all of the reindeer loved him,
And they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!
Bart: Like Attila the H--(Homer starts choking him.)--ugh, urk!
Homer: You little--grrrr!
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