The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 1

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 17, 1989 on FOX

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    • (Marge writes a Christmas letter.)
      Marge: (Thinking to herself.) Dear friends of the Simpson family. We had some sadness and some gladness this year. First, the sadness. Our little cat Snowball was unexpectedly run over and went to kitty heaven. But we bought a new little cat, Snowball II. So, I guess life goes on. Speaking of life going on, Grandpa is still with us, feisty as ever. Maggie is walking by herself, Lisa got straight A's, and Bart--Well, we love Bart. The magic of the season has touched us all.
      Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?
      Marge: (Thinking to herself.) Homer sends his love. Happy Holidays,
      Homer: Marge!
      Marge: (Thinking to herself.) The Simpsons.
      Homer: Marge, where's the extension cord?
      Marge: Oh, for Heaven's sake, Homer. It's in the utility drawer.

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