The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 1

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 17, 1989 on FOX

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    • (Homer is being tested on Santa etiquette...)
      Homer: And what would you like, little boy?
      Instructor: (sitting on Homer's lap, pretending to be a child) You're not really Santa, tubby!
      Homer: (about to attack) Why, you little...
      Instructor: Hey, no, Homer! If such an emergency arises, just tell them Santa is very busy this time of year and you're one of his helpers.
      Homer: D'oh, I knew that one too.

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