Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, and others
Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Waylon Smithers, Kent Brockman, and others
Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier
Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, and others
Receptionist, Happy Little Elf
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Lou, and others
Goof: When Marge gives the video tape to Ms. Botz the cover is orange and the tape is light blue, while they're walking to the living room the cover is light blue, and when Ms. Botz gives it to Bart to put it in the VCR, the video itself is orange.
On America's Most Armed and Dangerous, a report on the baby sitter bandit identifies her as:
Height 6' Weight 178
We learn that the radio station KBBL is short for K-Babble.
Nuclear Power Plant signs- Radioactive Area, No Smoking, No Eating, No Foolish Horseplay, 7 Days Since Last Accident, In Case of Meltdown-Break Glass (Glass is already broken).
The number in America's Most Armed and Dangerous is 1-800-U-SQUEAL.
Dr. Marvin Monroe's therapy hotline is 555-PAIN.
At the dance, the band is playing the same tune Homer was singing earlier, when he was getting ready for his date.
When Homer shaves for his night out on the town with Marge, his clean-shaven look lasts exactly 7 seconds. Then his shadow returns.
When Bart hides in the basement from Ms. Botz, Marge's bowling ball from episode 1-9, "Life on the Fast Lane," can be seen.
As Homer gives an interview about his encounter with the "Baby-Sitter Bandit" on the TV news, a subtitle beneath him reads "Homer Simpson, Local Boob."
There is an FBI warning at the beginning of the Happy Little Elves tape.
The producer of the Dr. Marvin Monroe radio show holds up two cards for Dr. Monroe to see. The first card reads: "Line 1, Marge 34, Another under appreciated wife." The second card reads: "Line 2, Paul 51, Nail biter, (Not his own)."
The Happy Little Elves videotape is rated "GGG"
Maggie falls down a total of 19 times in this episode.
Goof: Homer and Marge's bedroom door opens inwards, yet the door opens outwards when Ms. Botz leaves the room after ransacking it.
The "Baby-Sitter Bandit," Ms. Botz, would be seen again in a news report in episode 2-16, "Bart's Dog Gets an F." She also can be seen pacing back and forth in a cell in the Calmwood Mental Hospital in episode 8-8, "Hurricane Neddy."
Goof: The rose Homer gives to Marge appears worse for wear when he arrives home, yet it appears pristine later, when Marge is holding it.
Goof: When Homer arrives at the front door step in the rain, the candy box and rose in his hands switch places between cuts.
(Marge dials the babysitting service))
Receptionist: Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.
Marge: This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
Receptionist: Wait a minute. The Simpsons?
(Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie)
Receptionist: Lady you've got to be kidding!
(Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later)
Receptionist: Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service.
Homer: Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson.
Receptionist: Did your wife just call a second ago?
Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.
Receptionist: Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.
Homer: (angrily) D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
(Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern)
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is Oliver there?
Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!
(Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter.)
(Marge and Homer finish watching Homer's interview about the "Baby-sitter Bandit" on the news.)
Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
(Ms. Botz has Bart and Lisa tied up on the couch.)
Bart: We know who you are, Ms. Botz. Or should I say, Ms. Botzcowski. You're the Baby-sitter Bandit!
Ms. Botz: You're a smart, young man, Bart. I hope you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut.
Lisa: He isn't.
(Bart and Lisa watch America's Most Armed and Dangerous on the TV.)
Host: The Cue Ball Killer should be considered extremely armed and dangerous. If you think you've seen him, call 1-800-U-SQUEAL.
Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez Paree.
Marge: (Gasps) But, Homer, it's so expensive!
Homer: It matters not, mon frere. (French for: brother.)
(Moe gives some marital advice to Homer.)
Moe: Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town. Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards.
(At the nuclear power plant, Homer and his co-workers listen to Dr. Marvin Monroe on the radio.)
Dr. Monroe: Okay, let's see. Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
Homer: Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos.
(At breakfast the Simpson family listens to a traffic report on the radio.)
Bill Pie: (In a hurried voice.) Bad news, drivers. There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate. Oh, it's a mess. There's lots of rubbernecking and melon wrestling going on, so expect delays--
(Bart and Lisa watch the Happy Little Elves on the TV.)
Bart: Oh, man, I can't take it anymore.
(Bart heads to the TV to change the channel.)
Lisa: But I wanna see what happens!
Bart: You know what happens. They find Captain Kook's treasure. All the elves dance around like little green idiots. I puke. The end!
Lisa: Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love.
(Homer picks out his lobster from a tank at a fancy seafood restaurant.)
Homer: They all look so tasty, but I think I'll eat this one right there!
(Homer points at a lobster.)
Waiter: Why don't you pick one that's a little more frisky, sir.
Waiter: Well, when you choose one that's floating upside down, it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.
(Homer's upside down lobster slowly floats across the screen.)
(Homer and Marge make plans for a night out.)
Marge: Wait, what about a babysitter?
Marge: Not to worry.
(Marge picks up the phone to call a babysitter, however Bart is busy prank calling Moe.)
Moe: Listen, ya lousy bum. If I ever get ahold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
Marge: Goodness. Must be a crossed wire.
(Homer hangs out at Moe's Tavern, before going home to an angry Marge.)
Homer: My wife's gonna leave me 'cause she thinks I'm a pig.
Moe: Marge is right. You are a pig. You can ask anyone in this bar!
Homer: (Shocked) What? Hey, Barney, am I a pig?
Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am. (Belches)
Homer: Oh, no!
Moe: See? You're a pig. Barney's a pig, Larry's a pig. We're all pigs!
(Marge calls in to Dr. Marvin Monroe's radio show.)
Marge: Hello. I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe
Radio Show Producer: (Apathetic) First name, age, problem?
Marge: I'm Marge, 34, and my problem's my husband. He doesn't listen to me. He doesn't appreciate me, I don't know how much more of this I can--
Radio Show Producer: Hey, lady, save your whining for when you're on the air, okay?
(As Marge calls Dr. Marvin Monroe's radio show, Homer and his co-workers listen at the power plant.)
Dr. Monroe: The pig has made you into his mother. You are not the hot love object you deserve to be.
Dr. Monroe: I'm as sure of it as I'm sure my voice is annoying. Marge, tonight, the second he comes through that front door, you've got to tell him you're fed up, and if he doesn't start loving, you will be leaving.
Marge: Leave Homer?
Dr. Monroe: Please, don't use his real name!
Marge: Leave Pedro?
(All of Homer's co-workers start laughing at him.)
(Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern.)
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello. Is Al there?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check. Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. (Louder) Is there an Al Coholic here?
(Everyone in the bar laughs at Moe.)
Moe: Wait a minute. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya! (Hangs up phone.)
(Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter.)
According to the original script by Matt Groening & Sam Simon, when Bart flicks through the channels, the theme from The Tracey Ullman Show was supposed to be heard.
First Appearance: The Larry Davis Experience (They are often seen through out this series playing at local events.)
The fictional radio station, KBBL, is a parody of the radio stations that a few members of the writing staff used to work for in the Los Angeles area.
A lip-shaped stain can be seen on the inside of the front door when Homer and Marge leave for their date. This is from the original version of the show where Marge tries to kiss Homer goodbye and he slams the door in her face, making her kiss the door (instead of just stealing her coffee).
Despite being shown as the final episode of the 1st season, this was actually the first episode of the series to be made, as shown by the production code. The reason it was made last was because the episode first came back ruined, so was sent back to Korea to be redone.
Blackboard Joke: I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom.
Couch Gag: The family runs in and sits on the couch; there is no gag.
America's Most Wanted
The television show Bart and Lisa watch, America's Most Armed and Dangerous, is a take-off of the FOX show America's Most Wanted. The host even looks like John Walsh, the host of America's Most Wanted.
The music that can be heard as Ms. Botz looks for Bart, is a parody of the music heard when the shark is about to attack in the movie Jaws.
The little tune Homer is humming in the bathroom as he prepares for his night out with Marge is Mambo legend Perez Prado's song, "Patricia."
Life In Hell
The rabbit doll Maggie has with her for part of the episode is Binky from Matt Groening's comic strip "Life In Hell."
Some Enchanted Evening
The title of the episode is also the title of a song in the Rodgers and Hammerstein's musical South Pacific.
Bart: The Elves! The Elves!
This is a quick reference to the way the phrase "The bells! The bells!" is said in the classic book, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.
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