The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 13

Some Enchanted Evening

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 13, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern.)
      Moe: Moe's Tavern.
      Bart: Hello. Is Al there?
      Moe: Al?
      Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic.
      Moe: Lemme check. Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. (Louder) Is there an Al Coholic here?
      (Everyone in the bar laughs at Moe.)
      Moe: Wait a minute. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya! (Hangs up phone.)
      (Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter.)