The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 13

Some Enchanted Evening

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 13, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer hangs out at Moe's Tavern, before going home to an angry Marge.)
      Homer: My wife's gonna leave me 'cause she thinks I'm a pig.
      Moe: Homer.
      Homer: What?
      Moe: Marge is right. You are a pig. You can ask anyone in this bar!
      Homer: (Shocked) What? Hey, Barney, am I a pig?
      Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am. (Belches)
      Homer: Oh, no!
      Moe: See? You're a pig. Barney's a pig, Larry's a pig. We're all pigs!