The Simpsons

Season 7 Episode 12

Team Homer

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 07, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer enters Mr. Burns office after Burns has smelled a little too much ether. Mr. Burns sees Homer as The Pillsbury Doughboy.)
      Homer: Mr. Burns, I, uh, was wondering if you'd like to sponsor my bowling team... for five hundred dollars.
      Mr. Burns: Oh, why, certainly, Pop 'n Fresh. I--I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple-bleached goo!
      (Mr. Burns cuts Homer a check and Homer runs out of the office excitedly.)
      Homer: Woohoo! Hey, everybody! If you wanna ask Burns for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up or dying or something!
      (Hans Moleman enters Mr. Burns' office.)
      Hans Moleman: Uh, excuse me, I'd like to request seventeen dollars for a push broom rebristling.
      Mr. Burns: Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms!
      (Cuts to outside his office; power drill sounds.)
      Hans Moleman: Oh no, my brains!

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