The Simpsons

Season 7 Episode 12

Team Homer

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 07, 1996 on FOX

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    • (Bart and Lisa complain about their new uniforms.)
      Bart: Mo-o-om! My slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
      Marge: Bart, where do you pick up words like that?
      (Homer is on the phone in the background.)
      Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
      Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
      Homer: Oh, I Gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening.
      Lisa: We are not wieners!
      Homer: Then what are you dressed like that for?
      Bart and Lisa: They made us.
      Homer: (Mocking) Oh, they made us! (Stern) That's loser talk! You gotta start acting more like me and my team! The future league champions of the world! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
      (Cut to Mr. Burns discovering the $500 check he wrote for Homer's team.)

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