(Homer desperately seeks $500 to register his bowling team.)
Marge: No, I will not pay you $500 for sex!
Homer: Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return! And I'm getting a bowling team. It's win-win!
Marge: It's sick! And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex! Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team. Like Mr. Burns.
Homer: Pfft. Burns never gives money to anybody. Just last week, I asked him for $1,500.
Marge: For what?
Homer: Oh, I've got to get the third degree from you, too?