The Simpsons

Season 7 Episode 12

Team Homer

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 07, 1996 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer desperately seeks $500 to register his bowling team.)
      Marge: No, I will not pay you $500 for sex!
      Homer: Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return! And I'm getting a bowling team. It's win-win!
      Marge: It's sick! And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex! Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team. Like Mr. Burns.
      Homer: Pfft. Burns never gives money to anybody. Just last week, I asked him for $1,500.
      Marge: For what?
      Homer: Oh, I've got to get the third degree from you, too?