Kent Brockman: The real winners here are Marge's hors d'oeuvres!
Homer: Wow, how do you come up with such witty remarks?
(Cuts to a van outside where men are listening to Kent's conversation and typing)
Guy in Van: C'mon, c'mon! (reads from paper handed to him) "I guess you could say it's my racket."
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: (gasps) Get off my property!