The Simpsons

Season 12 Episode 12

Tennis the Menace

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 11, 2001 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer asks Lisa to be his partner)
      Lisa: Are you sure you want me to be your doubles partner?
      Homer: Absolutely, Sweetie.
      Lisa: And you're not doing it out of spite?
      Homer: No, of course not. Now aim for your mother's heart.
      Lisa: (gasping) Dad, I don't want to enter the tournament just to hurt Mom.
      Homer: Oh, come on! You've been gunning for queen bee ever since you buzzed into this hive. Now serve!