The Simpsons

Season 14 Episode 21

The Bart of War

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 18, 2003 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Bart: Please don't call our parents.
      Chief Wiggum: I'm afraid I have to for hijinks like these. Heh. "Hijinks." It's a funny word. Three dotted letters in a row.
      Officer Eddie: Is it hyphenated?
      Chief Wiggum: It used to be... back in the old days, you know? Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to. Then there's *NSYNC. Ha! What the hell is that? Jump in anytime, Eddie. These are good topics.