The Simpsons

Season 12 Episode 7

The Great Money Caper

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 10, 2000 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: Lies got us into this mess, Son. From now on, it's honesty all the way.
      (at Home)
      Marge: You were carjacked … in the church parking lot?!
      Homer: Absolutely. We had stopped in for a quick prayer, when -- Bart, would you call him a crazy man?
      Bart: Definitely … well, crazy about carjacking.
      Lisa: What did he look like?
      Homer: Um … let's see … he was … foreign … and he had…
      Bart: Wild, bushy hair -- like an animal!
      Lisa: Anything else?
      Homer: Well, he seemed like a loner -- kept to himself, mostly.
      Bart: And, he said if we went to the cops, he'd come back for Maggie.
      Marge: (gasps) Oh, dear! We don't want that!
      Homer: Any who, the whole nightmare has really made us sleepy. Let's hit the hay.