The Simpsons

Season 9 Episode 13

The Joy of Sect

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 08, 1998 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie ... so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?
      Man: What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there.
      Homer: Well, you see when I get bored I make up my own movies. I have a very short attention span
      Lady: But our point is very simple, you see when...
      Homer: Oh look! A bird! Hee hee hee!
      (Homer runs after the bird)