The Simpsons

Season 13 Episode 19

The Sweetest Apu

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 05, 2002 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Marge: Manjula, come quick! The octuplets learned their first word!
      Octuplet #1: Mommy,
      Octuplet #2: will
      Octuplet #3: you
      Octuplet #4: let
      Octuplet #5: daddy
      Octuplet #6: come
      Octuplet #7: back…
      Octuplet #8: cookie!
      Marge: They miss their father. Are you sure you don't want Apu back?
      Manjula: Well, I do, but I don't want to be treated like a doormat. I need payback!
      Marge: All right! Girls night out! Exotic male dancers at the Golden Banana!
      Manjula: Hmmm… No, I want HIM to suffer.
      Marge: Well, when Homer does something wrong, I make a list of ways he can make it up to me. Then I shred the list and put it in his food.
      Manjula: Fine. We will make a list.
      Marge: At the Golden Banana?
      Manjula: No!
      (Marge groans)