The Simpsons

Season 13 Episode 19

The Sweetest Apu

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 05, 2002 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Apu is preparing a hangman's noose)
      Apu: Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground.
      (He throws the noose rope over a pipe)
      Now, let's see what awaits me in the next life. (He looks over a reincarnation chart) First I was a tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, then me. (Looks at his next incarnations) Hoo, a tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels! It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.