The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 20

The War of the Simpsons

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 02, 1991 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Lovejoy: Come on Homer what are her faults?
      Homer: Well sometimes she can be annoying!
      Marge: Oh Homer.
      Lovejoy: Now Marge, don't interrupt, you'll get your turn.
      Homer: I'm done.
      Lovejoy: Okay, Marge.
      Marge: Well… its not that I don't love the guy, I'm always sticking up for him, it's just that he's so self-centered. He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays. He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and low lifes.
      Homer: Oh it's true!
      Lovejoy: Homer don't interrupt.
      Marge: He blows his nose on the towels and then puts them back in the middle!
      Homer: I only did that a couple of times!