The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 4

There's No Disgrace Like Home

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 28, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Mr. Burns greets his guests at the picnic.)
      Mr. Burns: Good to see you. Glad you could make it.
      Father: Oh, thank you, Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you invited us.
      Son: Not me. I had to miss little league for this.
      Father: Quiet, Tom.
      Mr. Burns: Oh please, please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time. (to Smithers) Fire that man, Smithers. I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic.
      Smithers: He'll be gone by the tug-of-war, sir.
      Mr. Burns: Excellent.