The Simpsons

Season 1 Episode 4

There's No Disgrace Like Home

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 28, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Dr. Monroe diagnoses the Simpsons' problem.)
      Dr. Monroe: (to Homer) Well, if you had been paying attention, perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you as a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.
      Marge: Now, Doctor, that's not true.
      Lisa: Ogre is such a strong word.
      Bart: Right on, Doc! Another successful diagnosis.
      Homer: That does it!
      (Homer grabs a lamp and tries to hit Bart with it.)
      Dr. Monroe: Whoa!
      (Dr. Monroe takes the lamp from Homer.)
      Dr. Monroe: (Chuckles) Okay, you wanna kill each other. That's good. That's healthy.