"The Garbageman" Lyrics (Sung to the tune of "The Candyman")
Marge: I'm really proud of your, Homey; but can the garbageman really do all the things you said?
Homer: Oh, the garbageman can, Marge. The garbageman can...
Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie too?
Garbagemen: Oh, the garbageman can!
The garbage man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.
Marge: Who can take this diaper?
Garbageman: I don't mind at all.
Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
Garbagemen: Yes, the garbageman can!
U2: The sanitation folks
Are jolly, friendly blokes,
Courteous and easygoing!
The Edge: They mop up when you're overflowing...
Bono: And tell you when your arse is showing!
Apu: Who can?
Mel: Who can?
Ned: Who can?
Oscar the Grouch: Who can?
Homer: The garbageman can!
Bart+Lisa: 'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!
All: He cleans the world for... YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!