The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 3

Treehouse of Horror

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 25, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Homer convinces the family to stay in the "Bad Dream House.")
      Homer: Now, wait a minute, Marge. It's only natural there'd be some things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in here--
      Marge: I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.
      Homer: Don't be so stubborn! We're not talking about a few dollars.
      (Homer slowly begins floating to the ceiling.)
      Homer: We're talking about a few thousand dollars!
      (Homer realizes that he is floating upwards and begins screaming.)
      Homer: It's got great high ceilings!
      (Homer screams as he suddenly plunges back to the floor.)
      Homer: Tell you what. Let's, uh, sleep on it, okay?