(Homer imitates the opening of Alfred Hitchcock Presents)
Homer: Good eeevening. I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares. You see, there are some "crybabies" out there - religious types mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now. Come on, I dare you. (flapping his arms) Buck buck-buck-buck-buck-buck-buck, buck buck-buck-buck! Chicken!
(The screen goes black; all we see is a dot in the center)
(we hear Marge entering)
Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
Homer: No. I swear on this Bible!
Marge: That's not a Bible! That's a book of carpet samples!
Homer: Ooooh... fuzzy.