The Simpsons

Season 4 Episode 5

Treehouse of Horror III

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 29, 1992 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: Do you sell toys?
      Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to trade... We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt".
      Homer: Yeah, well I need something for my son's birthday.
      Shopkeeper: Ah... Perhaps this will please the gentleman...
      (The shopkeeper reaches the shelf and takes the Krusty doll.)
      Shopkeeper: Take this object... But beware, it carries a terrible curse.
      Homer: Ooo, that's bad...
      Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
      Homer: That's good!
      Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
      Homer: That's bad...
      Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of topping!
      Homer: That's good!
      Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
      (Homer stares at the shopkeeper.)
      Shopkeeper: That's bad.
      Homer: Can I go now?