Homer: So then his wife comes through the door…!
Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?
Homer: Well, she was! And then, she hit him in the head with a golf-club…!
Homer: Don't you remember? He went golfing all the time, and it really bugged her.
Lisa: You said he went bowling!
Grampa: Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!
Bart: Hey, Grampa. Why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life…
Grampa: That's a lie, and you know it! But I did see a lot of movies…
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