The Simpsons

Season 4 Episode 5

Treehouse of Horror III

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 29, 1992 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Homer: So then his wife comes through the door…!
      Bart: So?
      Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?
      Lisa: No.
      Homer: Well, she was! And then, she hit him in the head with a golf-club…!
      Bart: And?
      Homer: Don't you remember? He went golfing all the time, and it really bugged her.
      Lisa: You said he went bowling!
      Homer: D'oh!
      Grampa: Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!
      Bart: Hey, Grampa. Why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life…
      Grampa: That's a lie, and you know it! But I did see a lot of movies…