The Simpsons

Season 2 Episode 4

Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 01, 1990 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (A stranger happens upon Bart and Lisa as they fish in a pond.)
      Dave Shutton: Ah. So, kids, caught anything?
      Lisa: Not yet, sir.
      Dave Shutton: Uh-huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?
      Lisa: My brother's using worms, but I, who feel the tranquility far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.
      Dave Shutton: I see. And, uh, what's your name, son?
      Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
      Dave Shutton: (Chuckles) I'm Dave Shutton. I'm an investigative reporter who's on the road a lot, and, uh, I must say that in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders.
      Bart: Well, this is my day and we do, sir.