Smithers: (drunk) Mr. Burns was the closest thing I ever had to…a friend. But he fired me! So now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central!
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, dear god!
Smithers: Eh, it's not all that bad… I never miss "Pardon My Zinger".
(Ned puts a blanket around Smithers.)
Groundskeeper Willie: Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school! And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery…
Grampa: Because of him, I lost my room, my things, and my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines.
Old Jewish Man: You bastard!
Moe: I lost my bar!
Barney: (pointing to Moe) I lost his bar!
Lisa: He robbed the school of music!
Principal Skinner: He robbed the school of financial security!
Tito Puente: He robbed the school of Tito!
Homer: He can't remember my name!
Marge: He's causing us all to yell!
(Maggie sucks on her pacifier angrily.)
Bart: Look what he did to my best friend!
(Everyone gasps and sees Milhouse eating a bag of cheese puffs messily.)
Bart: No; my dog!
(Everyone gasps again and sees Santa's Little Helper wheel into the building.)
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