The Simpsons

Season 6 Episode 25

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 21, 1995 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Smithers: (drunk) Mr. Burns was the closest thing I ever had to…a friend. But he fired me! So now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central!
      Dr. Hibbert: Oh, dear god!
      Smithers: Eh, it's not all that bad… I never miss "Pardon My Zinger".
      (Ned puts a blanket around Smithers.)
      Groundskeeper Willie: Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school! And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery…
      Grampa: Because of him, I lost my room, my things, and my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines.
      Old Jewish Man: You bastard!
      Moe: I lost my bar!
      Barney: (pointing to Moe) I lost his bar!
      Lisa: He robbed the school of music!
      Principal Skinner: He robbed the school of financial security!
      Tito Puente: He robbed the school of Tito!
      Homer: He can't remember my name!
      Marge: He's causing us all to yell!
      (Maggie sucks on her pacifier angrily.)
      Bart: Look what he did to my best friend!
      (Everyone gasps and sees Milhouse eating a bag of cheese puffs messily.)
      Milhouse: Huh?
      Bart: No; my dog!
      (Everyone gasps again and sees Santa's Little Helper wheel into the building.)

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