The Simpsons

Season 6 Episode 25

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 21, 1995 on FOX

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    • Mr. Burns: I want that oil. I've got a monopoly to maintain! I own the Electric Company and the Water Works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!
      Principal Skinner: That hotel's a dump and your monopoly is pathetic! The school's oil well is not for sale, particularly to a black-hearted scoundrel as yourself!
      Mr. Burns: I see. Well, I guess I'll have to... attack you! (flails his arms like a sissy at Principal Skinner) I must have that oil! (pants for breath) Smithers... Smithers, help me subdue this beast!
      Smithers: (walks in with a stapler) Sorry, sir. This was all I could find. (fires stapler at Principal Skinner) Take that! And that!
      (The staples land harmlessly on Principal Skinner's desk.)
      Principal Skinner: Please don't waste those.

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