Jim Nabors, Danny Thomas, Larry Csonka
--"Tonsmoke," a full-figured version of "Gunsmoke," with Jim Nabors as Fat Dillion, Sonny playing Fatsus, Ted Zeigler as Wide Burp, and Cher as barmaid Miss Piggy.
--In the Vamp segment, Cher plays Ann Boleyn consulting with her lawyer, Sir Perry of Mason (Jim Nabors).
--Danny Thomas does a sketch about noise pollution.
Cher - "Workin' Together."
Sonny & Cher - "You're Sixteen," "Hi-Heel Sneakers" and "Barefootin'."