1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" and a comedy dialogue.
2. "Mother Goose" -- Little Bo Peep (Charo) attempts to file a missing person's report on her lost sheep; Cher and Charo are featured in a segment about "what little girls are made of", and Sonny orders a bowl of "peas porridge hot" from restaurateur Wayne.
3. "The Prisoner" -- Rocko (Sonny) looks forward to a visit from his girl (Cher).
4. Laverne (Cher) and Carol Burnett exchange quips about their bodies.
5. Cher sings "Ain't Misbehavin'"
6. Sonny appears as a pilot with a bad case of reverse jetlag.
7. "Borderline Honeymoon" -- Sonny and Charo play honeymooners in a house having three rooms in three countries, and border guards at each door.
8. Sonny and Cher perform a medley of "Fooled Around and Fell In Love" and "Never Gonna Fall In Love Again"
9. "In the Beginning" -- Wayne tells the story of the very first bank.
10. Gunman John Dillinger (Sonny) holds everyone hostage in one of the finest suites of the Not-So-Grand Hotel.
11. Sonny and Cher close the show with "I Got You Babe"