1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "All I Ever Need Is You" and banter about Thanksgiving.
2. Italian film director Vente Nove (Sonny) introduces a clip from "La Dolce Turkey", his first movie about America.
3. Tom performs "Say You'll Stay Until Tomorrow"
4. Cher joins Tom for "Resurrection Shuffle"
5. Newswoman Barbara Nauseous (Cher) reports on a pair of bionic doctors (Shields and Yarnell).
6. Cher sings "Long Distance Love Affair"
7. Chastity performs "What Happens After the Happily Ever After?" as she introduces a series of sketches based on popular fairy tales. In comedy blackouts, a beautiful princess (Cher) and her frog/prince husband (Tom) grow concerned about their son's (Sonny's) peculiar habits; the Seven Dwarfs debut their new cabaret act in Vegas; and Gepetto (Redd) has a father-to-son chat with Pinocchio (Sonny).
8. Sonny and Cher, with daughter Chastity, close the show with "I Got You Babe"