1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Our Day Will Come" and banter about Sonny wanting to make a statue of himself out of granite to be remembered by. In a comedy blackout, Laverne (Cher) tells Alvin (Sonny) and Herbie (regular Ted Zeigler) that she's looking for a job in show business.
2. "The Battle Of the Sexes" -- Cher plays a liberated working wife who upsets her husband (Sonny) when she brings her male secretary (Andy) home with her before they leave on a business trip to Acapulco.
3. Twiggy sings "Pieces Of April"
4. Andy portrays the President-elect Jimmy Carter's aide on his first trip to the White House.
5. Cher sings "More Than You Know"
6. Twiggy appears as an island queen delivering a farewell speech to her only subject.
7. "In the Beginning" -- Sonny and regular Ted Zeigler tell the story of how life insurance began.
8. Sonny and Cher perform a medley of "Never Can Say Goodbye" and "Best Of My Love"
9. "Mother Goose" -- Sherlock Holmes (Andy) and Dr. Watson (Sonny) solve a murder in "the house that Jack built"; and Cher and Twiggy portray the split personalities of "the little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead."
10. Sonny and Cher close the show with 'I Got You Babe"