1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Ain't That Peculiar" and banter about Sonny being interested in Cher's sleeping habits.
2. "Sonny's Pizza Parlor" -- An angry Muhammad Ali comes to kill Sonny for having given him a free pizza with everything on it back when he was a young, struggling interior decorator, which caused him to take up boxing.
3. Marilyn and Billy perform a medley of "You Don't Have To Be a Star (To Be In My Show)" and "Your Love"
4. "The Battle Of the Sexes" -- An irate nudist (Lyle) accuses his neighbor (Cher) of being a peeping Jane.
5. Marilyn and Billy join Sonny and Cher for a medley of "It Takes Two", "Where Is the Love", "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" and "Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing."
6. "The Wide World Of Poetry" -- Cher and Ali meet in the ring for a poetry bout, with Sonny acting as the referee.
7. Italian film director Vente Nove (Sonny) shows a private screening of his new c film, "Gone With the Wine", with Marilyn and Billy cast as Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler, and Cher and Lyle appearing as slaves.
8. Sonny and Cher close the show with "I Got You Babe"